"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Birthday Card &am...
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Birthday Card & Key Ring Combo
Do you know someone who is such a cunt that redemption is not even on the table? Do they have a birthday coming up?
If the answer is yes to both questions, you are in luck! This birthday card features a keyring that says "Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt".
- FREE UK DELIVERY & dispatched in 1 working day
- 3 for 2 on all cards!
- Browse the cunt card collection - choose from hundreds of designs!
- Blank inside, supplied in cellophane with a white envelope
- Add a personalised message & send directly to the recipient
- Premium 350gsm heavyweight A6 card
- Made in the UK
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DESIGN CODE: JESU SAFEB
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