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"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo

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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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  • Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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Description

"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo

So you've gotta buy a birthday card for your Dad*, but he's a bit of a cunt? Well here is your answer.

*also works well on your Nan.

Click Below For Keyring - Blue

Supercunt KeyringI am a cunt - KeyringI Love to Say Cunt - KeyringCharisma Cunt Purple - KeyringCharisma Cunt Grey - KeyringCunt of the Year - KeyringFlower Cunt KeyringCunt. - KeyringOld Cunt - KeyringTop Cunt - KeyringJesus thinks you're a cunt - KeyringClassy Lady Who Says Cunt - Keyring

The "Old Cunt" design is also available on other products. To get a gift to match this card click the images below, or click here to see the full collection.  

Happy Birthday you old cunt - MugHappy Birthday you old cunt - MagnetHappy Birthday you old cunt - KeyringHappy Birthday you old cunt - Badge

We are the home of cunt cards and gifts. One hundred designs to choose from and rising! Simply click below to see the range.

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