"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo
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"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo
Description
Description
"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo
So you've gotta buy a birthday card for your Dad*, but he's a bit of a cunt? Well here is your answer.
*also works well on your Nan.
- FREE UK DELIVERY & dispatched in 1 working day
- 3 for 2 on all cards!
- Browse the cunt card collection - choose from hundreds of designs!
- Blank inside, supplied in cellophane with a white envelope
- Add a personalised message & send directly to the recipient
- Premium 350gsm heavyweight A6 card
- Made in the UK
The "Old Cunt" design is also available on other products. To get a gift to match this card click the images below, or click here to see the full collection.
We are the home of cunt cards and gifts. One hundred designs to choose from and rising! Simply click below to see the range.
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DESIGN CODE: OLDC SAFEB
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