"If My Humour Offends You" - Mouse Mat – Cunt Gifts


"If My Humour Offends You" - Mouse Mat

Regular price £8.95

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For the unapologetically cheeky. This mouse mat is a punchy, passive-aggressive gem that’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows (and probably middle fingers too).

Reads: “If my humour offends you: 1. I am really very sorry. 2. I will tone it down. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You’re a cunt.”

  • 3 FOR 2 on everything (details)
  • FREE UK DELIVERY – standard on all orders (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Soft-touch top with grippy rubber base
  • Mouse pad measures 22cm x 18cm
  • Cellophane wrapped with backing card
  • Printed at our Sussex workshop in the UK

Also available as a mug, keyring, card, and badge. View the full “If My Humour Offends You” collection or browse the complete mouse mat range.