
For the unapologetically cheeky. This mouse mat is a punchy, passive-aggressive gem that’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows (and probably middle fingers too).
Reads: “If my humour offends you: 1. I am really very sorry. 2. I will tone it down. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You’re a cunt.”
- 3 FOR 2 on everything (details)
- FREE UK DELIVERY – standard on all orders (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Soft-touch top with grippy rubber base
- Mouse pad measures 22cm x 18cm
- Cellophane wrapped with backing card
- Printed at our Sussex workshop in the UK
Also available as a mug, keyring, card, and badge. View the full “If My Humour Offends You” collection or browse the complete mouse mat range.