"Infinitely a cunt" - Keyring
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"Infinitely a cunt" - Keyring
Description
Description
A Cheeky Way to Say "I Love You"
If you’re looking for a funny gift that’s equal parts affectionate and brutally honest, this cunt keyring absolutely nails it. With a message that reads “I love you as much as you are a cunt. Which is infinitely,” it’s the ultimate way to say you care – in your own twisted way.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm
This is a great cheeky present for anniversaries, Valentine's, or just because you're feeling sentimental (in your own rude way). It’s part of our popular “Infinitely” design range—ideal for building a funny gift bundle.
Love this design? You can build a full rude gift bundle with a matching card, mug, magnet, and teddy bear.
Want more? Check out the full Infinitely Collection for matching items in this delightfully insulting design.
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