Rude, soft, and deeply affectionate — like the person you’re buying it for
This hilariously honest Swear Bear makes a brilliant gift for someone you love deeply... and still think is an absolute cunt. The shirt reads: "I love you as much as you are a cunt. Which is infinitely."
Explore more from our Cunt Teddy Bears collection — loads of rude, funny teddy bears for every kind of cunt.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a keyring, magnet, mug, or greetings card. See the full gift set.
Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this inappropriate soft toy is a cheeky way to say “I love you” with a twist. If they’ve got a sense of humour and a filthy mouth, they’ll adore this Cunt Teddy Bear.