If they’re beyond redemption, this is their card
If they’ve out-cunted themselves this year, this personalised Christmas card is the divine intervention they deserve. Featuring the line “Even Jesus thinks you’re a cunt – ANY NAME,” it’s a holy-level roast perfect for mates, partners, or relatives who won’t be making the nice list anytime soon.
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- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This personalised design also appears on a mug, teddy, keyring, badge, and more in the full Jesus gift set.
Need more Christmas chaos? The full Christmas Cunt range is packed with rude cards, stocking fillers, and outrageous gifts for everyone who deserves a festive roasting.