A seasonal greeting from the big man in red
He’s checked the list, he’s checked it twice — and yep, you’re still a cunt. This brutally funny Christmas card is the perfect festive piss-take for mates who deserve a roasting from Saint Nick himself. Whether they’ve been naughty, nice, or somewhere in between, Santa’s message is clear.
Grab this and hundreds more rude festive options over at our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest and best collection of Christmas cunt cards on the internet.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is part of the full Santa Says You Are a Cunt gift set — including a mug, teddy, badge, and magnet for matching laughs across the whole season.
You can also find it in our Christmas multipacks if you’re stocking up on C-bomb greetings this year.
For even more festive filth, check out our full Christmas Cunt range of gifts, cards, and rude surprises for all your favourite wankers.