"Santa says you are a cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Santa says you are a cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Santa’s got a message, and it isn’t “Ho Ho Ho”
This festive Swear Bear wears a t-shirt that says it all: “You are a cunt” — straight from the jolly mouth of Santa himself. Whether they’ve made the naughty list or just love a proper sweary soft toy, this rude Christmas teddy is sure to be the most unforgettable gift under the tree.
The perfect inappropriate soft toy for adults who prefer their festive cheer with a C-bomb. This Cunt Teddy Bear is a sweary classic.
Explore more sweary fluff in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a mug, card, magnet, and badge. See the full sweary set in the Santa Says collection.
Looking for even more festive filth? Browse the entire Christmas Cunt range.
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