Try Not to Be a Cunt Today Mouse Mat – Cunt Gifts


"Try not to be a cunt today" - Mouse Mat

Regular price £8.95

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Be a better person by using this mouse mat while you work!

Forget about meditation — simply read the positive affirmation on this mouse mat throughout the day and you’ll be astounded at how much kinder you are to people!

"Try not to be a cunt today"

This mouse mat makes a fantastic gift for both your spiritual friends and not-so-spiritual friends! We also stock other matching gifts like a mug, water bottle, fridge magnet, or drink coaster.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
  • Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
  • Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks

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