"Wow!" - Apron – Cunt Gifts


"Wow!" - Apron

Regular price £17.95

Tax included.

Cooking just got condescending

If you’ve got a sarcastic friend or family member, they’ll love this funny kitchen apron. The full design reads:

"Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.
Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every cunt can read, but wow! look at you having a go!"

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
  • Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
  • Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
  • Machine washable

The “Wow” design is also available across the Wow gift collection—build a brilliant bundle with the matching mug, keyring, badge, and card.