"Wow!" - Apron – Cunt Gifts

"Wow!" - Apron

Regular price £17.95

Tax included.

"Wow, Look at you cunt!" - Subli Linen Apron with Pocket

If you have a sarcastic friend or family member, they'll love this apron!

The full design on this apron reads:  

"Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.

Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus can.

Not every cunt can read, but wow! look at you having a go!"

This hilarious apron makes a great functional gift.

  • Made from 100% Linin style durable polyester.
  • Apron size 65cm wide x 85cm long.
  • Machine Washable

The "Wow" design is also available on a range of other gifts to match this apron. See these by following the links below, or click here to see the full collection. 

Wow - CardWow - MugWow - KeringWow - Badge

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