Cooking just got condescending
If you’ve got a sarcastic friend or family member, they’ll love this funny kitchen apron. The full design reads:
"Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.
Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every cunt can read, but wow! look at you having a go!"
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
The “Wow” design is also available across the Wow gift collection—build a brilliant bundle with the matching mug, keyring, badge, and card.