"Wow!" - Valentines Card – Cunt Gifts


"Wow!" - Valentines Card

Regular price £3.45

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Sweet, soppy, and subtle? Nah — this one's better

This card is brilliantly backhanded — a perfect choice for that person who loves dark humour and definitely doesn’t take life too seriously.

This design reads:

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus can. Not every cunt can read, but wow! look at you having a go! - Happy Valentine’s Day

You’ll find this card and hundreds of others in the Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest range of cunt cards online.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

If you love this one, the same design is also available on a mug, magnet, keyring and badge — or check out the full matching Wow! Gift Collection.

Want more brutal Valentine’s humour? See the full range in our Valentine's Day collection.