"You just went from cunt to old cunt" - Birthday Card – Cunt Gifts


"You just went from cunt to old cunt" - Birthday Card

Regular price £3.45

Tax included.

The older they get, the funnier this card gets

They were a cunt before, but now they’re an *old* cunt. This brutally funny birthday card marks the milestone with style. If they’ve hit that magical age where the jokes get harsher and the chin hairs get longer, this is the perfect way to celebrate.

From birthdays to breakups, the Cunt Card Store has the perfect C-bomb for every situation.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • Add an optional badge
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

If they’ve officially entered “old cunt” territory, make a full birthday bundle with the matching mug, keyring, badge, apron, and more from the Old Cunt Collection.