"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
When “Keep Calm” just doesn’t cut it anymore
This funny teddy bear is here to destroy the polite version of that overdone poster. Instead of telling people to keep calm and carry on, it delivers a more honest message: “Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt.”
Explore more sweary soft toys in the Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a card, water bottle, mug, magnet, keyring, badge, and apron — see the full gift set.
This Swear Bear is the perfect rude teddy bear for anyone who’s had enough. It’s sweary, soft, and full of attitude — a classic example of why our Cunt Teddy Bears are loved around the world.
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