"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt" - Greetings Card – Cunt Gifts


"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt" - Greetings Card

Regular price £3.45

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“Keep Calm” just got its edge back

The classic slogan just got a rude reboot — and it’s better than ever. “Keep Calm & Fuck Off You Cunt” is the cheeky card that finally makes this tired old phrase worth laughing at again. Ideal for anyone who’s had enough of everything, basically.

If you like this one, you’ll love the rest of the outrageous range at the Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest selection of cunt cards on the planet.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

This design is also available on matching gifts including a mug, teddy bear, keyring, badge, magnet, water bottle, apron, and more. Click here to see the full collection.