ORDER BEFORE 1pm (Mon-Fri) FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH

FREE STANDARD UK DELIVERY ON ALL ORDERS (EXPRESS OPTIONS AVAILABLE)

"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Magnet

£4.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

Delivery and Shipping Info

  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
  • Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
  • Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
  • Send straight to the recipient: No receipts or prices included in the parcel (learn more)
  • More delivery info: International shipping, times & options (learn more)

Got a question? Need help?

Got a question? You’re in good hands.

Check out our FAQ for instant answers, or Contact us — we’re usually lightning-fast.

Description

Even Jesus Thinks You're a Cunt – fridge wisdom from above

If you’re after a bold gift for someone who truly takes the crown, this fridge magnet delivers divine judgement with a smile. Whether it’s stuck on their fridge at home or work, it’s guaranteed to get a chuckle every time someone grabs the milk.

Part of our Fridge Magnet Collection, this design is just one of many cheeky options to choose from.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Measures 75mm x 50mm

This “Even Jesus Thinks You're a Cunt” design is also available across a range of matching gifts — including our teddy bear, mug, badge, card, keyring, apron, and mouse mat.

If you love this theme, take a peek at our Jesus Collection or browse the full Religion Collection for even more cheeky faith-based humour.

Payment & Security

Payment methods

  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • Maestro
  • Mastercard
  • PayPal
  • Union Pay
  • Visa

Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.