"Infinitely a cunt" - Valentines Card – Cunt Gifts


"Infinitely a cunt" - Valentines Card

Regular price £3.45

Tax included.

Because infinite love deserves an infinite insult

If you love them beyond words — but still want to call them a cunt — this Valentine’s card says it all. The design reads:

"I love you as much as you are a cunt. Which is infinitely – Happy Valentine's Day"

It’s rude, it’s honest, and it’s way more fun than anything you’ll find on the high street. Ideal for couples who show their love through laughs, not clichés.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

The "Infinitely" design is also available on a matching mug, keyring, magnet, and teddy bear. Perfect if you want to go all in.

Want even more sweary goodness? The Cunt Card Superstore has the largest range of cheeky cards on the internet — all 3 for 2 with free UK delivery.