"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Apron
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"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Apron
Description
Description
The most relatable apron on Earth
This hilarious apron makes a great functional gift for any occasion. The full design reads:
"I don't like Monday mornings. or cunts who like Monday mornings. or Mondays... or mornings... or cunts."
It’s part of our brilliantly blunt Cunt Aprons collection and is ideal for anyone who needs caffeine, sarcasm, and a bit of swearing to get through the week.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
The design is also available on a matching mug, badge, keyring, teddy bear, and card. Grab the full Monday Mornings collection to complete the set.
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