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"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Apron

£17.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

The most relatable apron on Earth

This hilarious apron makes a great functional gift for any occasion. The full design reads:

"I don't like Monday mornings. or cunts who like Monday mornings. or Mondays... or mornings... or cunts."

It’s part of our brilliantly blunt Cunt Aprons collection and is ideal for anyone who needs caffeine, sarcasm, and a bit of swearing to get through the week.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
  • Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
  • Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
  • Machine washable

The design is also available on a matching mug, badge, keyring, teddy bear, and card. Grab the full Monday Mornings collection to complete the set.

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