"Top Cunt" - Badge
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"Top Cunt" - Badge
Description
Description
The Ultimate Token for Your Favourite Human
Got a mate who’s simply the best cunt you know? If there’s no one higher on the leaderboard of legends, this “Top Cunt” badge is how you show it. It’s part of our cheeky Cunt Badges range and guaranteed to get a grin.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Metal badge measuring 44mm in diameter
Every time they see this badge, they’ll be reminded just how highly you rate them. It’s a solid laugh and a proper feel-good gift rolled into one.
Want to go all in? Pair it with a mug, keyring, teddy bear, or even a half-pint tankard from the full range.
Want more? Check out the complete Top Cunt collection to see all the matching gifts.
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