"Top Cunt" - Keyring
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"Top Cunt" - Keyring
Description
Description
Got a mate who’s a top-tier legend? Let them know they’re your favourite cunt
Whether it’s their birthday, a thank-you gift, or just because — this "Top Cunt" keyring is guaranteed to raise a smile. Gift-mounted, sealed in cellophane, and full of charm, it's the kind of present they’ll carry proudly.
Want to see the full collection? Check out our Cunt Keyrings to find the perfect match.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm
Love the design? You’ll also find it on a teddy bear, water bottle, mug, glass, card, and a badge.
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