"Top Cunt" - Teddy Bear – Cunt Gifts


"Top Cunt" - Teddy Bear

Regular price £16.95

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Celebrate a true legend with this “Top Cunt” Swear Bear

Wearing a bold "Top Cunt" t-shirt, this cheeky Swear Bear is for someone who isn’t just any cunt — they’re the best of the best. Whether you’re giving it to a friend, partner, or family member who’s at the top of their game, this funny teddy bear hits the mark.

See the full range of sweary bears in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
  • Machine-embroidered eyes
  • Soft plush fur
  • Removable white t-shirt
  • Suitable for age 18+

Matching gifts available — get this design on a mug, keyring, water bottle, glass, card, and badge.

This Cunt Teddy Bear is one of our original and most loved inappropriate soft toys — rude, cuddly, and full of attitude.