"Top Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Top Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Celebrate a true legend with this “Top Cunt” Swear Bear
Wearing a bold "Top Cunt" T-shirt, this cheeky Swear Bear is for someone who isn’t just any cunt — they’re the best of the best. Whether you’re giving it to a friend, partner, or family member who’s at the top of their game, this funny teddy bear hits the mark.
See the full range of sweary bears in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Size: 20cm (sitting)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white T-shirt
- Suitable for ages 18+
Matching gifts available — get this design on a mug, keyring, water bottle, glass, card, and badge.
This Cunt Teddy Bear is one of our original and most loved inappropriate soft toys — rude, cuddly, and full of attitude.
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