Redemption’s off the table – give them this instead
This definitely isn’t the card to give your churchgoing nan! Featuring the bluntest Christmas message on earth, this card goes straight for the jugular with festive blasphemy.
For even more brutally honest brilliance, dive into the Cunt Card Superstore – it’s the biggest range of funny, rude, and sweary cards anywhere online.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- Add an optional badge
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available on matching products, including a teddy bear, mug, badge, keyring, magnet, apron, and mouse mat.
Want even more outrageous festive options? Check out our multi-pack Christmas cards or browse the full Christmas Cunt collection.