"Top Cunt" - Birthday Card – Cunt Gifts


"Top Cunt" - Birthday Card

Regular price £3.95

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The birthday card for legends who take the title proudly

Got a mate who’s the best kind of cunt? Celebrate their birthday with a card that lets them know they’ve officially reached “Top Cunt” status. Whether it’s their birthday, a roast, or just because they deserve it – this one’s a banger. And if you really rate them, add the matching badge to make it official.

Our Cunt Card Store has something for everyone: cheeky, rude, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt – all loaded with C-words.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • Add an optional badge
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

Want to really treat them? Build a full Top Cunt gift bundle with the matching mug, keyring, teddy bear, water bottle, and of course, the iconic Top Cunt badge. Or just explore the full Top Cunt collection for more top-tier gear.