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Are you ready to laugh?

There is nothing funnier than a card and gift that features the word cunt, and we stock the biggest range available on the planet. No matter the occasion, we've got you covered.

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The Cunt Mug Superstore

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Choose from hundreds of designs

Get 3 for 2 plus FREE UK DELIVERY on the most extensive range of cunt mugs available in the world.

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The Cunt Card Superstore

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Cunt Card Superstore with an extensive range of c word cards for all occasions

We've got cards for every occasion

Get 3 for 2 plus FREE UK DELIVERY on the cheekiest, rudest, and most original cunt cards you’ll ever send.

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Swear Bears

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Cunt Teddy Bears Collection

Meet our family of rude teady bears

Cute, cuddly and very sweary. Our swear bears are all part of our 3 FOR 2 with FREE UK DELIVERY.

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UNT Mug Store

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Looking for an UNT Mug? Choose from 6 colours!

As the original creator of the mug where the handle spells out the word CUNT, don't settle for any other. Would you buy Chinese Levi's?

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Cunt Aprons

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The funniest aprons on the internet

packed with hilarious, hard-wearing designs that are perfect for cooking up laughs in the kitchen, garden, or even at the BBQ.

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Cunt Water Bottles

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Cunt Water Bottle Collection

Stay hydrated with a side of humour

Perfect for the gym, work, or just sipping at home, they’re guaranteed to get a laugh.

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