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Funny and bold cunt birthday gifts for him – the ultimate cheeky surprise for a mate, boyfriend, or husband who loves a laugh.

Cunt Birthday Gifts - For Him

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Funny, Rude & Outrageously Cheeky Birthday Gifts for Him

Shopping for a birthday gift that’ll make him properly laugh? You’ve landed in the right place. Whether he’s your boyfriend, best mate, husband, brother, or just a proper daft sod, this collection is full of cheeky, sweary presents with one thing in common — they all feature the word cunt.

From cards that say what you’re really thinking, to mugs that’ll become his new favourite, we’ve got plenty of options. You can even pair things up with matching coasters, keyrings and more. And if you want to browse absolutely everything in one place, head over to our main birthday superstore.

Everything in this collection qualifies for our 3 FOR 2 OFFER and comes with FREE UK DELIVERY — so go on, treat him like the legend he is.

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Gifts That’ll Actually Get a Laugh

These aren’t your usual boring socks or novelty T-shirts — our gifts go the extra mile by saying what everyone else is too polite to. Whether you’re looking for something funny, rude or just brilliantly unexpected, this collection delivers.

Birthday Cunt Coasters and Aprons

Add a little extra to your gift with a cunt coaster or go full kitchen chaos with one of our rude birthday aprons. They’re brilliant for BBQ kings, pub dads and anyone who doesn’t take life too seriously.

Quality You Can Count On

Everything’s printed in the UK with top-notch materials — no rubbish here. It’s all sent in discreet packaging too, so there’s no chance of spoiling the surprise.

Looking for More?

If you want even more options, head to our main birthday collection for the full range of cunt gifts, or check out the Cunt Mug Superstore for the biggest range of rude mugs on the planet.
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