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Our complete collection of cunt keyrings, the perfect accessory to make a statement.

Cunt Keyrings

(42 products)

Rude, ridiculous, and ready to gift

Whether they’re proud to be a cunt, love the word cunt, or just say it way too much, we’ve got a keyring to match. Our Cunt Keyrings come beautifully packaged on card and sealed in cellophane, making them perfect little gifts.

There’s one for every type of character—old cunts, top cunts, drunk cunts, supercunts, and even Jesus-loving cunts. They’re a cheap and cheeky way to make someone laugh every time they reach for their keys.

Looking for something to pair it with? Grab a matching card from our Cunt Card Superstore, or browse gifts by event with our Occasions Collection.

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We’ve made sure there’s a cunt keyring for every personality, whether they’re loud and proud or the quiet type who drops the C-bomb when you least expect it. They’re also an ideal match for our Cunt Cards with Badges, in case you want to send something more complete without losing the punchline.

Every design is crafted to last, and the whole lot is dispatched within one working day with FREE UK delivery. Plus, our cheeky 3 FOR 2 deal means you can grab extras for mates, backup gifts, or just because you’re a greedy cunt.
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