Cunt Card Store

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Why buy a cunt card from us?

If you’re looking for a cunt card, we offer the largest selection on Earth, covering all occasions, with FREE UK DELIVERY included.

Our range spans the entire year, with cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and, of course, Christmas.

We’ve got something for everyone—whether you’re after cheeky, bold, or heartfelt designs, subtle hints, or loud statements. Whatever you call it—the "c-word," the "c-bomb," or simply "cunt"—one thing’s guaranteed: our cards will get a laugh!

Can the cards be personalised?

Yes! We offer a range of personalised cards. Use the button at the top of this page to browse our personalised cunt cards. If you’d like a different design personalised, please contact us—we’d be happy to help.

Do you sell cards that don’t feature the word cunt?

No, stop asking silly questions!

Are there any special deals available?

Absolutely! We offer 3-for-2 on all cunt cards and multipacks for our best-selling Christmas cards. Check out our Deals & Exclusive Offers page for the latest bargains!

What size are the cards?

All our cards are A6, which measures 105 millimetres by 148 millimetres.

Can I add a message in a card?

Yes, leave a note at checkout, and we’ll print your message in a handwriting style with a laser printer—it’ll look handwritten! We’ll also seal it in an envelope and send it directly to the recipient. Learn more here.

Dispatch & Delivery

How much is delivery?

Standard UK delivery is free. For faster options, check our delivery information page.

How long will my order take to arrive?

Standard delivery takes 2-5 working days after dispatch, and express delivery takes 1-2 working days.

How quickly is my cunt card dispatched?

All orders are dispatched within 1 working day, with many sent the same day!

How will I know when it’s dispatched?

You’ll receive an email when your order ships. If tracking was selected, it’ll be included. If you don’t see the notification, check your spam folder; some email providers aren’t fans of the word "cunt!"

How is it packaged?

We prioritise eco-friendly packaging. Your order is shipped in an FSC-certified cardboard box, padded with recyclable air cushions or biodegradable packing chips made of potato starch.

My order hasn’t arrived, what should I do?

If Royal Mail hasn’t delivered on schedule, contact us. We’ll look into it and resolve it quickly.

How do I get in touch?

Visit our contact us page to reach out.

What if I’m not happy?

All of our cunt cards come with a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. If you’re not satisfied, let us know, and we’ll make it right.