Explore our extensive range of cunt cards for all occasions throughout the year
The cunt card range we stock is unrivalled. If you need a card with the word cunt on it, then it is your lucky day. Whether it is a cunt birthday card, cunt Valentine's card, or any other type of cunt card, we'll have it.
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"Wow! You are ANY AGE and still a Cunt!" - Personalised Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday ANY NAME Old Cunt" - Personalised Birthday Card
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"ANY Years of Being a Cunt" - Pink Personalised Birthday Card
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"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" - Birthday Card
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"You're my cunt and I fucking love you" - Anniversary Card
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"Another year older and you're still a cunt" - Birthday Card
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo
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If I had a quid for... ANY AGE - Personalised Birthday Card
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"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo
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"Happy Birthday, even though you're a cunt" - Birthday Card
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"You just went from cunt to old cunt" - Birthday Card
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"Charisma Uniqueness Nerve & Talent" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo - Grey
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"Charisma Uniqueness Nerve & Talent" - Birthday Card & Keyring Combo - Purple
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"At least the dog still loves me... Cunt" - Greetings Card
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"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt" - Christmas Card & Keyring Combo
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"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Christmas Card
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Christmas Card & Keyring Combo
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"Don't Eat All The Mince Pies You Fat Cunt"- Christmas Card
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - PERSONALISED Christmas Card
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"Coronavirus ruined your Wedding - what a cunt" - Engagement/Wedding Card
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"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Valentine's Card
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"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" - Valentines Day Card
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"You're a cunt ...and I proper love you" - Valentines Day Card
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"ANY NAME Sometimes You're Bit of a Cunt" - Personalised Valentines Card
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"Infinitely a cunt" - ANY NAME - Personalised Valentines Card
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"Sorry For Being A Little Cunt Growing Up" - Mothers Day Card
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"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" - Mother's Day Card
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"I hope your mother-in-law isn't a cunt" - Engagement Card
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"Happy Mothers Day From Your Favourite Little Cunt" - Card
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"Happy Mothers Day Sorry I was a Teenage Cunt" - Mother's Day Card
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"Most Stepmums are cunts but you're alright" - Mother's Day Card
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"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" - Father's Day Card
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"Happy Fathers Day You Are The Fucking Best" - Fathers Day Card
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"Coronavirus ruined your Birthday - what a cunt" - Birthday Card
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"I'm the cunt that ruined your Birthday" - Coronavirus Birthday Card
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"Coronavirus ruined your day - what a cunt" - Fathers Day Card
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"Coronavirus ruined our day - what a cunt" - Valentines Day Card
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"You're the bride - You're allowed to be a cunt" - Engagement Card
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"One day you'll cringe at the cunt" - Breakup/Divorce Card
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"You can't fix a cunt but you can divorce it" - Breakup/Divorce Card
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"It's Better To Have Loved and Lost a Cunt" - Breakup/Divorce Card
£3.45Unit price /UnavailableCunt Gifts
"Nevermind, we all thought he was a cunt anyway" - Breakup/Divorce Card
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"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" - Christmas Card
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Why buy a cunt card from us?
Why buy a cunt card from us?
If you’re looking for a cunt card, we offer the largest selection on Earth, covering all occasions, with FREE UK DELIVERY included.
Our range spans the entire year, with cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and, of course, Christmas.
We’ve got something for everyone—whether you’re after cheeky, bold, or heartfelt designs, subtle hints, or loud statements. Whatever you call it—the "c-word," the "c-bomb," or simply "cunt"—one thing’s guaranteed: our cards will get a laugh!
Can the cards be personalised?
Can the cards be personalised?
Yes! We offer a range of personalised cards. Use the button at the top of this page to browse our personalised cunt cards. If you’d like a different design personalised, please contact us—we’d be happy to help.
Do you sell cards that don’t feature the word cunt?
Do you sell cards that don’t feature the word cunt?
No, stop asking silly questions!
Are there any special deals available?
Are there any special deals available?
Absolutely! We offer 3-for-2 on all cunt cards and multipacks for our best-selling Christmas cards. Check out our Deals & Exclusive Offers page for the latest bargains!
What size are the cards?
What size are the cards?
All our cards are A6, which measures 105 millimetres by 148 millimetres.
Can I add a message in a card?
Can I add a message in a card?
Yes, leave a note at checkout, and we’ll print your message in a handwriting style with a laser printer—it’ll look handwritten! We’ll also seal it in an envelope and send it directly to the recipient. Learn more here.
How much is delivery?
How much is delivery?
Standard UK delivery is free. For faster options, check our delivery information page.
How quickly is my cunt card dispatched?
How quickly is my cunt card dispatched?
All orders are dispatched within 1 working day, with many sent the same day!
How will I know when it’s dispatched?
How will I know when it’s dispatched?
You’ll receive an email when your order ships. If tracking was selected, it’ll be included. If you don’t see the notification, check your spam folder; some email providers aren’t fans of the word "cunt!"
How is it packaged?
How is it packaged?
Your card will be packaged with an envelope and sealed in a clear cellophane wrapper. It will then be dispatched in a bend-proof envelope.
My order hasn’t arrived, what should I do?
My order hasn’t arrived, what should I do?
If Royal Mail hasn’t delivered on schedule, contact us. We’ll look into it and resolve it quickly.
How do I get in touch?
How do I get in touch?
If you need to get in touch please visit our contact us page.
What if I'm not happy?
What if I'm not happy?
All of our cunt mugs are covered by our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. If for any reason you are not happy, please get in touch and we'll go above and beyond to get things rectified.